Here it is, my first blog. Mainly, this has started off as I've been exceedingly bored from having my wisdom teeth out last Thursday. I've never had surgery before, and Ihave to admit it wasn't as bad as I thought it would be!
Initially I was nervous because of the IV. It's kind of funny, I work at the hospital and I see IV's all the time, but the thought of one of them sticking into me drip-drip-dripping away has always filled me with dread. So I was expecting my blood pressure to be astronomical. Surprisingly though, it was lower than some nights when I'm working! After the IV was in (and my mother came to look at me lying on the stretcher) I began to relax. This wasn't achieved by imagining myself somewhere nicer, it came from lying perfectly still. Playing a mind trick on myself you might say, but if I didn't move my hand - at all - I could pretend that I was just getting ready for a nap. Just when 'zen mode' was reached, the nurses came to wheel me into the Operating Room.
I was taken to the second room, as the first room was full. Full of what? Naked pregnant woman. Here I am trying to keep my 'zen' going, and the next room is full of a woman screaming bloody murder. Yes yes, I know. I can't ever know the pain of childbirth, but come on! Aren't there anaesthesiologists near by? Just say yes to drugs! Don't be a hero! Is it so wrong to want and expect a peaceful extraction?
The nurses then covered me with a warm blanket. Again, working at the hospital, I hadn't expected the comfort factor that this provides. I was wrapped almost like a baby, keeping my arms tucked in place. My anaesthesiologist came in, and smiled.
Hoo boy, I thought. "I'm going to change over your IV bag now. This will be the pain killer." Just don't jerk the line! I took my first look down at the IV (another denial technique - if I didn't see it, it wasn't there) to see it was firmly taped on my arm in about three places.
Deep breath.As I mentally prepared myself, the nurse nearest to my head brought down an oxygen mask to my face, explaining what she was doing as she did so. Fine by me. Then the doctor said, "Now when this starts going through, it's going to sting a little. Then you're going to feel light-headed." Okay, a little pain. I can handle that. As I waited for the pain, I noticed the oxygen starting to taste funny. My head began swimming, but because of the weird taste, I held my breath. Not wise. "Are you breathing?" Oh yeah. They have oxygen saturation monitors on me. "Oh, okay," I said. I took a deep breath in, and in doing so felt as if I had just tossed back three Manhattans (yes, I know what this feels like). "Whoo! There it is!" I said.
I expected to have to count back from ten, or one hundred. Isn't that the staple of 'going under?' Alas, this was not to happen for me. The next thing I knew, I was sitting up without being able to see. I'd say it took a good five minutes for my eyes to clear, and at that minute I knew but one thing.
I WAS ALIVE!