Waiting for Tonight

Tonight Penelope is taking me out for my birthday. I'm very excited - but I have to work until three this afternoon. The anticipation is unbearable! I thought that I would tell you about it. Since I'm 24 now (and so old) I will use a grown-up format.

Will we be driving very far?
Will she take me in her car?
Will we be drinking in a bar that's very far reached by her car?

Will she take me out to eat?
Will I get a tasty treat?
Are there new people to meet while out to eat a tasty treat?

Will I get a lovely gift?
Did she shop for it with thrift?
Must I be forced to have a tiff because my gift was bought with thrift?

Will we have a super time?
Will it be absolutely divine?
Then I think I'll rhyme sublime with near-rhyme divine and time!