The Green-Eyed Monster

That would be jealousy. On this lovely Sunday morning, I am going to test your capacity to ignore this impulse. Here is my new car.No, I will not be allowing you to drive. No, you can't borrow it. No, you may not touch the buttons, even if you don't like the song on the radio. If you are granted admission inside, you may not eat, drink (other than perhaps water if I am feeling generous), smoke, break wind, or even look at the interior the wrong way.

It may not be an expensive and glamorous vehicle, but it is my new baby.